Monday 9 December 2013

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QUOTES

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Affirmation without discipline is the beginning of delusion.

- Jim Rohn

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suppose leadership at one time meant muscles;

but today it means getting along with people.


- Mahatma Gandhi


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Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked;
leadership is defined by results not attributes.

- Peter Drucker

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Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren't used to an environment where excellence is expected.

- Steve Jobs

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Confidence is key,
Sometimes, you need to look like you are confident,
even when you are not.

- Vanessa Hudgens

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Life Is suffering

Life is suffering.
Once you learn to accept that life is suffering,
life will cease to be suffering.

- Buddha

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Best line till today:
Your aim is yours So dont change it for others
but
Your character is not yours so change it for others.

SWAMY VIVEKANANDA

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Life will become much more easier when we finally understand..
which Hand is just to Shake and which one is to Hold.

- Super Villain

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There is nothing like returning to a place that
remains unchanged to find the ways in which
you yourself have altered..!

- Nelson Mandela

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There can be many sources of learning..
But
Observation is the cheapest one..!!

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I find hope in the darkest of days and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe.

-Dalai Lama

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SAI VANI
Jivan milna Bhagya ki baat hai,
Mrityu aana Samay ki baat hai,
Par Mrityu ke baad bhi logo ke Dilo mein Jivit rehna,
Ye KARMO ki baat hai
*OM SAI RAM*

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A very true but strange quote….!
“Love doesn’t start in morning & doesn’t end in evening.
It starts when u dont need it & ends when u need it most”.

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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President.
Now Im beginning to believe it.

~Clarence Darrow

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TIME has the Power to make anyone as Genius.
But
Only LOVE has the Power to change one as Human.

-Mother Teresa

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If you don’t fight for what you want,
don’t cry for what you lost
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The best medicine for human is LOVE & CARE.
Someone asked: What if it doesn’t work?
He smiled and said:
Increase the dose! :D

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Real Richness is When
You Are So,
E X P E N S I V E
That
No 0ne Can Buy Your,
C H A R A C T E R.

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Sometimes When We Say:
Im Okay..
We want Someone To,
Look Into My Eyes..
Grab us in his arms.. :(
HUG Us Tight
& Say :
I Know You Are Not…!

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If the path is beautiful,
Ask where it leads to..
But if destination Is Beautiful
Never mind about the path..
keep walking!!

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Girl: Dad.. my teacher ask me what ur dad do?
Dad: What u said?
Girl: I said he works in a chocolate factory.. and brings lots of chocolate for me?
In evening he works in an ice-cream parlor… and i eat my fvr8 flavor?
He also works in a toys shop.. and bring me soft and cuddy teddy’s?
Sometimes he is a teacher also bcoz
He helps me in my homework.. He is very strong and hard-worker..
He works from morning to evening… and nvr get tired nd always there for me..?
Dad.. did i said right..??
Dad: I Love You so much my baby?
Girl: I Love You too… u to Dad?

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Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua
khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !

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Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :D

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kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai.
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao..
main karun to saala character dheelaa hai :p

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Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? 

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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

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Best troll ever...
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bc billi reloaded

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How boys make friends..........kyo ki har ek frnd jaruri hota h.

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Crazy Bike rider

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SIR JADEJA.... _/\_ _/\_

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Totally drunk

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Mera torrent Mahan
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Parents troll

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Funny Answer
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Dad troll
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Idiot
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Ever student befor exams

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Party difference between girls nd boys
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Hostel ka khaana....... ab rula k hi maanega kya pagle..

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Collage Story
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Funny.......... Choti ganag
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Aashiqui effact
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Police man tolled